Okay, are you sitting?
Ready?
Here goes, New Kids on the Block is coming out with a new album this September!! Isn't it just doggone terrrrrrrriffic! Finally some good news in an otherwise bleak and dark world.
Welcome back Donnie, Danny, Joey, Jordan, Jonathan!! The world went to hell since your last album.
So what if they are mostly old men, they will always be New Kids on the Block to me. Yay!
I can just see myself running across a sandy beach, with my hair braided and beaded, and my arms stretched out, ready to embrace their album cover.
I'm especially a huge fan of the New Kid with the horse face.
Disclaimer: I like horses, and I prefer horse faces on horses. Thank you.
