1) Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cell Phones. Do you know how irritating it is to be in the middle of a prayer or reading when some lousy jingle (Who Let the Dogs Out Woff! Woff!) interrupts the silence? Not to mention how stupid you look when the celebrant has to stop the Mass and make an announcement reminding everyone to turn their phones off because of you.
2) Thou Shall Get to Mass On Time... PLEASE. It's usually just a one hour service. Getting there for communion and leaving immediately after is sneaky, slothful, and distracting to those immersed in the service.
3) Thou Shall Have Music Befitting for the Mass. I have heard just about every type of music performed during a Catholic service. About ten years ago, in my local perish, the youngsters during the teen Mass performed grunge music not unlike what you might hear from the group Nirvana. It was a murky mixture of depression and cacophonous clamor. I'm glad the Catholic Church is also catholic, but, please, limit your musical scope to songs that venerate the celebration of the eucharist.
4) Thou Shall Not Wear Skimpy Attire. Okay, I'm a guy and like any other man I have an unswerving appreciation for the female form. But this is Mass, not the beach or a night club. I don't think it's appropriate to wear revealing attire in an environment where I don't go for the glorification of your assets. Not to mention the fact that there are children present and strutin' your stuff in their presence, like you just came off a nightly rendezvouz with some public official, is just plain sick.
5) Thou Shall Not Hold Hands During the Our Father. Exactly where, when, and with whom did this start? It feels like some quasi-form of liturgical dance.
6) Thou Shall Remain Quiet (Especially) After Communion. Okay, you just had communion, do you know what comes next? How about you bottle up for a little bit and REFLECT on what just happened! You just took the body of Our Lord, Mr. Chit-chat. Save all the mumbo-jumbo until Mass is through.
7) Thou Shall Not Leave Until After the Final Blessing. You’ve been here (hopefully) since Mass began. Will it kill you to wait and leave after the final blessing? I know you’re trying to beat the wolves to their cars and avoid the traffic entanglement that clusters right after Mass, but you might find a more peaceful and complete exit if you wait for all those people to go before you as apposed to cheating yourself out of the final blessing.
2) Thou Shall Get to Mass On Time... PLEASE. It's usually just a one hour service. Getting there for communion and leaving immediately after is sneaky, slothful, and distracting to those immersed in the service.
3) Thou Shall Have Music Befitting for the Mass. I have heard just about every type of music performed during a Catholic service. About ten years ago, in my local perish, the youngsters during the teen Mass performed grunge music not unlike what you might hear from the group Nirvana. It was a murky mixture of depression and cacophonous clamor. I'm glad the Catholic Church is also catholic, but, please, limit your musical scope to songs that venerate the celebration of the eucharist.
4) Thou Shall Not Wear Skimpy Attire. Okay, I'm a guy and like any other man I have an unswerving appreciation for the female form. But this is Mass, not the beach or a night club. I don't think it's appropriate to wear revealing attire in an environment where I don't go for the glorification of your assets. Not to mention the fact that there are children present and strutin' your stuff in their presence, like you just came off a nightly rendezvouz with some public official, is just plain sick.
5) Thou Shall Not Hold Hands During the Our Father. Exactly where, when, and with whom did this start? It feels like some quasi-form of liturgical dance.
6) Thou Shall Remain Quiet (Especially) After Communion. Okay, you just had communion, do you know what comes next? How about you bottle up for a little bit and REFLECT on what just happened! You just took the body of Our Lord, Mr. Chit-chat. Save all the mumbo-jumbo until Mass is through.
7) Thou Shall Not Leave Until After the Final Blessing. You’ve been here (hopefully) since Mass began. Will it kill you to wait and leave after the final blessing? I know you’re trying to beat the wolves to their cars and avoid the traffic entanglement that clusters right after Mass, but you might find a more peaceful and complete exit if you wait for all those people to go before you as apposed to cheating yourself out of the final blessing.
8) Babies. Babies. Babies. Some people have a big problem when an infant starts to cry during some part of the mass. I can understand their frustration. But what is a child supposed to do? Some moms and dads take their children to the vestibule so they can attend to their crying while avoiding a disruption during the service. I find that keeps everybody happy. But I certainly do not want to ostracize parent and infant from the Mass simply because the baby is doing what babies do all the time....cry. Let’s have some patience with these folks.
These “commandments” are obvious to me and to most Catholics attending mass. But for whatever reason it escapes the consciousness of a few individuals who fail to consider themselves, the meaning of the mass, as well as the consideration of their Catholic brethren who want to submerge him or herself in the fullness of the liturgy.




